Saturday, December 08, 2007

Interviews

Jebus, I have two interviews coming up next week....

G-Man and I were talking yesterday about stupid interview questions and how we should answer them, for eg:

1) What are your weaknesses?

That's for you to tell me

2)What are your strengths?

That's for you to find out

3) If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you want to be and why? (WTH)

I want to be a crocodile, so I can just swallow you alive right now

4) What do you see yourself in 5 years?

Sitting right where you are and with you no where in sight

5) Why do you want to work for us?

Because I need a job


It's actually quite true that ppl usually ask some imbecile questions. I am terribly annoyed by ppl who love to ask what is your plan in X amount of years...hello??? how would I know! If I'm that good with knowing the future, I should just become a fortune teller!

I had a good experience and a bad one for phone screening. Of course that bad one was from a F.E.M.A.L.E. biatch...

story coming up...

4 comments:

SuLee said...

haha i got allll those questions too!!

is silly, they asked about your X years goal, just to see if you will stay with them long enough. the animal question - oh my god, no only they asked me to describe myself but every single one of them and why ... that was tough!!

you will do fine, good luck!

rightmywrong said...

oh my lord, haha thats so terrible!!!

Geez all of sudden, i get butterflies in my stomach now..i hope i dont get such a question tomorrow...

SuLee said...

Hey how was it how was it?

rightmywrong said...

it was great and went well. But Gary is concerned cuz the location isnt too good, sorta borderline with the ghetto place...it doesn't really matter to me though :) i like the job and their products

hopefully he will get back to me soon..;)