Family of Odie

I'm a humpty dumpty

I was looking at the reflection of the mirror and there's this figure which I could not recognize. Pathetically, it's actually myself. Okay what was I thinking.

I'm in desperate need of losing weight here. For the past month, I've been eating non-stop. Usually my dinner contains highly saturated fat and big big portion! I don't eat lunch, sometimes yes sometimes no. Very very inconsistent. Supper is a must have. My unhealthy eating habit is destroying my metabolism. And I've been drinking CORONA almost everyday! My jeans are getting tight!OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My seven, true religion, diesel! I must exercise and lose weight for them! I cannot let them rot inside the closet. They need my ass! My normal ass instead of my "irregular" ass right now!

I MUST stop drinking alcoholic drinks, stop eating supper, stop drinking milk tea everyday. I MUST exercise more, eat healthily and SERIOUSLY NO SUPPER!! I'm going to start jogging tomorrow, instead of the usual 15 minutes, make it 30! I've been a super duper lazy bum for the past few mths. No wonder my ass is getting bigger. Shit!

Okay new mid year resolution, LOSE WEIGHT!Who says we can only make resolutions during new year?+P

Please take away those frozen roti canais from my fridge. Thanks.



I am feeling like humpty dumpty

Get,Set,Go!

I am one step closer to UK.

-School ok
-Accommodation ok
-Visa submitted
-Ticket NOT ok (will wait till I get my visa)

What else?

Clothes and all that last minute =P

Yes I secretly...............

I WAS SUPPORTING FRANCE! WTF!

I woke up, didn't even brush my teeth, sitting in front of the tv yawning until the first goal scored by Zidane! GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rest, history......"dumb struck" piak piak piak..

Why?! Why?! Zidane! Why????@!!!!!!

I have.........

I was questioned about the things I have in my handbag.

Okay so here you go:

-Wallet
-Cell (But don't waste time calling me because I won't answer)
-Old receipts (Just in case I have to save them for tax shit and all that, it's piling up)
-Some business cards from people I don't even know =P
-Lipstick (I've been using it for at least 5 years haha I don't like putting on lipstick)
-Pens

Honestly, the things that are in my handbag, the most important would be pens!!! I always need pens because people around me would ask for them, or ask me to jot down things. Ahhh, old receipts are the next handyman! You have pen but NO PAPER? Write on your face can?

Okay so the lame ass items of my handbag are revealed. Nothing notti like condoms, tampons or whatever weird stuff I got in there. hehe

H.O.R.N.Y

I SO WANNA DATE A CUTE GUY! I think the guy on superman is cute! =P Besides who doesn't love a man in a different outfit! Marvelous!

ITALY AS WORLD CUP CHAMPION?

Gee, still can't believe Germany lost...bummer!